*on time travel bus* oh you’re going back to kill hitler? uh yeah totally, me too *pulls jacket over spice girls world tour ‘98 t shirt*
***holds you at gunpoint*** it’s a metaphor you see, I put the killing thing to your head but by not pulling the trigger I don’t go give it the power to do its killing, wait no, don’t call the police, it’s a metaphor
i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went
"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"
you could study for exams or you could stick your head in the toilet and flush it 34 times
school nurse be like
baby privilege is being fat and still having people think you’re cute
do pirates hook up
me accepting compliments
- "omg thank you"
- "aw thank you"
- "omg ily"
- "ily omg"
- "aw thank you omg ily"
Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation
Troublemaker | Weezer
Rivers cuomo is still the only white guy who can pull off saying beeyotch
why did egyptians shave their heads regularly
to be more pharohdynamic