teamrocketing:

*on time travel bus* oh you’re going back to kill hitler? uh yeah totally, me too *pulls jacket over spice girls world tour ‘98 t shirt*

apricockjam:

***holds you at gunpoint*** it’s a metaphor you see, I put the killing thing to your head but by not pulling the trigger I don’t go give it the power to do its killing, wait no, don’t call the police, it’s a metaphor

genderbells:

i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went

"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"

eunnieboo:

yeah

clisneyprincess:

you could study for exams or you could stick your head in the toilet and flush it 34 times

mildlyanxiousatthedisco:

sirenknights:

zooophagous:

"NOM!"

It’s so cuuuuuute!!!

it’s trying to disolve that finger for nourishment

mildlyanxiousatthedisco:

sirenknights:

zooophagous:

"NOM!"

It’s so cuuuuuute!!!

it’s trying to disolve that finger for nourishment

foxyshy:

school nurse be like

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pizzaforpresident:

baby privilege is being fat and still having people think you’re cute

rneerkat:

do pirates hook up

cakejam:

dream job

cakejam:

dream job

koalatea:

me accepting compliments

  • "omg thank you"
  • "aw thank you"
  • "omg ily"
  • "ily omg"
  • "aw thank you omg ily"

sniffingrainbowdust:

Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation

896 playsDownload

dondo-wyndampryce:

texasgrizzly:

Troublemaker | Weezer

Rivers cuomo is still the only white guy who can pull off saying beeyotch

cyclopette:

superchalmers:

superchalmers:

why did egyptians shave their heads regularly

to be more pharohdynamic

image

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oszt:

       iraffiruse:

Long exposure, 3 traffic lights in the fog.

damn this justthis fukn does it for methis is gorgeous

oszt:

       iraffiruse:

Long exposure, 3 traffic lights in the fog.

damn this just
this fukn does it for me
this is gorgeous