turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

toxicnebulae:

*applies mascara to leg hair* yes, much more definition and volume

Anonymous: Do you know Japanese?
forever-kitten:

fackingsloth666:

who keeps clogging the toilet

LEAVE

forever-kitten:

fackingsloth666:

who keeps clogging the toilet

LEAVE

spacerobot123456789:

*tips fedora at hazel grace* m’taphor

meladoodle:

ohh nice drawing son… ill put it right here in the shredder where it’ll be nice and safe

when ur mom comes home early and u gotta change back from ur shark form QUICK

teamrocketing:

*on time travel bus* oh you’re going back to kill hitler? uh yeah totally, me too *pulls jacket over spice girls world tour ‘98 t shirt*

apricockjam:

***holds you at gunpoint*** it’s a metaphor you see, I put the killing thing to your head but by not pulling the trigger I don’t go give it the power to do its killing, wait no, don’t call the police, it’s a metaphor

genderbells:

i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went

"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"

eunnieboo:

yeah

clisneyprincess:

you could study for exams or you could stick your head in the toilet and flush it 34 times

mildlyanxiousatthedisco:

sirenknights:

zooophagous:

"NOM!"

It’s so cuuuuuute!!!

it’s trying to disolve that finger for nourishment

mildlyanxiousatthedisco:

sirenknights:

zooophagous:

"NOM!"

It’s so cuuuuuute!!!

it’s trying to disolve that finger for nourishment

foxyshy:

school nurse be like

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