vanillish:

writing deep things on your cigarettes like “die young” or “why did they change aunt vivian halfway through fresh prince of bel air like did they think no one would notice”

Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil
William Shakespeare (via whitegirlgrant)
toinfinityandbeyonce:

MY ANACONDA DONT

toinfinityandbeyonce:

MY ANACONDA DONT

exhists:

do old people masturbate

hurried:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun

hurried:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun

freshprinceofbeleriand:

IM HERE, IM QUEER, AND IM full of existential fear

then-it-fell-apart:

i hope one day you are at peace with yourself. i hope you can take a shower without crying and you can close your eyes without thinking about your funeral. i hope one day you start singing in the shower again and are happy for no reason. i hope you get better, because you really deserve to. 

Anonymous: Why don't you use capital letters?

officialunitedstates:

the kids on tumblr are more receptive to text posts that lack proper capitalization and I am a businessman


Nicki Minaj for ‘Fader’ magazine (1/5)

Nicki Minaj for ‘Fader’ magazine (1/5)

nokiabae:

*white 20-something on tumblr voice* buy me pizza and touch my butt I’m so lonely netflix

badbilliejean:

dan-and-his-hormones:

Ferguson police are being sued for $40mil, +++ some of the officers are facing individual lawsuits for rights infringement. fucking break those cops. 

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

smaugnussen:

and I would walk 500 dogs and I would walk 500 more