condom:

Me with my sword

condom:

Me with my sword


Rate My Professor. 

Rate My Professor. 

hadejarley:

"hey what are you doing in your room"
"studying."

hadejarley:

"hey what are you doing in your room"

"studying."

genericanimegirl:

IF U THINK UR SAD ABOUT MCRS BREAKUP THINK ABOUT HOW EBONY DARKN’NESS DEMENTIA RAVEN WAY IS FEELING RIGHT NOW

17yr:

me @ myself: why are u like this?

spookasaur:

IM LAUGJING SO HARD the picture looks so sleek and professional with the lighting but ITS A SPOOKY DOGE

spookasaur:

IM LAUGJING SO HARD the picture looks so sleek and professional with the lighting but ITS A SPOOKY DOGE

childservices:

georgiaokweeffe:

blackdenimjeans:

blackdenimjeans:

Me: *at a white persons house*
Friend: my moms making dinner.. Spaghetti with ketchup
Me: my mom said I gotta come home right now immediately

Me

Barrick you made this and then said me smh

me

jollityfarm:

arsvallis:

rosaluxmemeburg:

fawnflight:

”I hate capitalism.” typed the communist individual on their MacBook Pro, a product that is a result of capitalism.

”I hate feudalism.” wrote the burgher with their printing press, a product that is a result of feudalism.

"there is only one G*d" said the early christians as they traveled through roman roads, a product of a pagan empire.

image

why is the feels guy always looking right?

danbutt:

because his gf left

supnoah:

do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking

darrynek:

about me: i am sorry

slayer-slayer-slayer:

nico-ahegao:

if you work at a sex shop is it still nsfw

image

cleffairie:

you are the smell before rain, you are the rock to my dwayne