lornacrowleys:

tfw no gf is a good, solid, wholesome meme. it is fun for the whole family and has a classic, yet not dated, charm. it is timeless and pure and can only be polished more expertly, never eroded or washed away, by the flowing tides of time and shifting meme sensibilities

teenagenicks:

this is still happening in 2014 

teenagenicks:

this is still happening in 2014 

Anonymous: What did you get on your SAT's?

asian:

mostly disappointed looks from my parents

Fall Out Boy - I Don't Care (acoustic)
177,189 plays

mcstump:

rockabillie-joe:

[SCREAMS AT THE SUN]

FUCK

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

j5h:

me: aw yeah give it to me raw baby
guy: are u sure?
me: fuck yeah give it to me RAW
guy: i don’t want you to wake up with salmonella poisoning
me:
me:
me: okay give me the steak medium-well then
guy: alright have a nice night sir, enjoy your dinner

decomfortable:

I want money

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power

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and glory

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officialhamlet:

the most important snaps i have ever sent

ikuzo-dattebayo:

Making this was so painful because i could only imagine what these characters would be like in smash

solarsisterss:

U know how in winter it gets so cold and u think u will never be hot again and in summer it gets so hot u think u will never be cold again I think that is how it is with ur feelings like when u r sad u think u will never be happy and when u r happy u think u will never be sad. But u will be hot again and u will be cold again and u will be sad again but most of all u will be happy again

at a horror movie
bf: are you scared?
me: in this economy who wouldn't be